when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
today while i was out, my phone ran out of battery so i had to use a telephone box to call my mum to pick me up before i evaporated in the sun and look what i found in it
a potato
LMFAO i don’t know why this is so funny to me
1. bc she’s a ballerina unexpectedly smashing a wood panel in half
2. her boobs
3. her underskirt
4. awkward leg kick
5. her composed face at the end
